How do you call yourself an Italian restaurant and not have meatballs? Or muskacholi for that matter. Put simply: Macaroni's they are not! First big hint: they don't supply crayolas to draw on the table cloths. And don't bring your own like I did; they don't allow it. 1 star.
Because it was our wedding anniversary, they brought me and my husband a free dessert. Nice try guys, but there were two of us and you only brought one. Not to mention, you made us a little uncomfortable by almost making us feel obligated to tip the waiter. Maybe you need to think a little more about the customer next time. 1 star.
I've been reviewing local restaurants on Yap! for over three months now, which, as you know, makes me an expert. So I'm not so impressed that four Presidents have eaten here: Ronald Reagan, George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Oprah Winfrey. Of these four, one is dead. I think that pretty much says it all.
And if you don't want us to bring our own drinks, maybe put up a sign or something? Sorry, I'll have to disagree with President Clinton on this one and give it 1 star.
Went here for first time last Sat night. Just another place that doesn't serve French fries. Sorry but that is just wrong. 1 star.
THE FOUNTAIN ON LOCUST
Friends told me about this place. I have always liked talking about food ever since I was 3 years old. See I grew up in a large city so we ate out a lot. My mom always said that when I grew up I would be a restaurant critic -and now thanks to YAP I really am!!! So what do I have to say about The Fountain on Locust ---well, where do I start? My favorite food is ice cream. I remember once my family visited a real dairy in the country. I was about 4 years old. No -maybe 5. Actually now that I think about it I was probably 5 and 1/2. But it was so cool. It's funny but sometimes I still dream I'm walking through that dairy!! I can even smell the cows in my sleep LOL!! My husband says he heard me "moo" once ;-) I think I was trying to say, "move." LOL But I like to eat ice cream any way it is served. Sometimes in a cup -or sometimes I might like it in a cone. It really depends on the mood I am in at the moment. At THIS moment I am in a fairly good mood - I can tell because my mood ring says so!!! Sometimes I check my mood ring while I eat to see what I really think of the food I am eating. That way I know I can give a really accurate critique of the restaurant. Now about flavors - my favorite is -you guessed it -plain ole' vanilla. I WILL eat another flavor if I'm really talked into it though. My mom was just the opposite -she used to always try a new flavor every time she had chance. My husband's mom likes Chocolate. She is a chocolate freak!! Sorry Momsie!! I know she's reading this - I always get "reviews" of my reviews!! I have a lot more to say about the people I know and what their favorite flavors are. But really -I'm saving it for the book I'm doing on my favorite foods. Okay the cat's outta the bag!! Let's just let that be OUR little secret LOL!!! I also like french fries. Sometimes I'm not sure if I like french fries more than ice cream. But for now, I'm just sticking with ice cream because my mood ring is strongest on that. But who knows? Maybe I'll do a second book on french fries!! So that's gonna do it for The Fountain on Locust -- 1 star.